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whitegirlsaintshit:

I’M GOING TO FUCKING FLY OFF A DAMN FUCKING HANDLE AND FIGHT EVERYONE ON THIS GREEN EARTH

sucks for the husband :c

whitegirlsaintshit:

I’M GOING TO FUCKING FLY OFF A DAMN FUCKING HANDLE AND FIGHT EVERYONE ON THIS GREEN EARTH

sucks for the husband :c

My gender identity is toaster. My preferred pronoun is bagel.
FreezeFrameFox (via guard13007)

An older track that needed a revisiting. Just about loneliness confusion and depression but not that dark really. Not quite done but its shaping up.

notbolin:

if october to january isn’t your favorite time of the year you’re wrong

do you ever just

do you ever just

Don't You
princess-fellatio:

Me

this is how pigs exist. i have a million pictures of pigs doing this

princess-fellatio:

Me

this is how pigs exist. i have a million pictures of pigs doing this

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

 nothanks im not thirsty

merterb:

you ever have days when everything seems beautiful and you wanna sing out loud, but then there are other days you just wanna fuck anything that moves.

hide the kids

your mom

your mom